This is a special 'Kim level' kind of weird. Quality food for Korea's university teachers and students that was called "Double bread with meat." Yep, it's just a regular a hamburger. Since, American influences are pretty much unheard of, Minju Joson, the North Korean newspaper published that Kim Jong-Il invented a brand new sandwich. Here are 10 obviously false facts about the Kims that North Koreans believe are true. I say this 'cause this shit is outrageous. Also, they'll get executed if they were to be like, "I smell bullshit on this." Any and all of the 'facts' here are largely recorded in biopics (about the leaders), hear-say and official notes by the North Korean government. But, remember that these simpletons have no semblance of the truth and progress outside of what they've been told. Personal note: I shall encourage you to laugh your asses off to this bit. So, we have reason to believe that these outlandish myths about the leaders of North Korea that defectors and visitors to the country have attested to, are actually believed to be plain facts by the general citizenship.
And, the Korean Central News Agency pretty much handles all of the bullshit rumours spread as news to the country. The North Korean propaganda system is fairly straight-forward in the fact that it has simply cut off its citizens from any connection with the world outside. We're talking about Beavis and Butthead level retardation that you wouldn't believe if I were to tell you while we were chilling with friends. Don't get me wrong, the plight of the average North Korean is horrendous, but I can't help but burst out laughing at the kind of abysmal lies the Korean propaganda machine has succeeded in perpetuating. One of the cutest dictatorships the world has seen this last century never fails to amuse us.
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